• Overheard is a visual diary of the odd and often dark ramblings of friends + randoms. Recorded in my phone's notes and always anonymous.
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  • "Is there anything more unifying than the shared arm and hand splash back of a busy mens urinal?"
    MEN | WTF | 19:41

  • "Have you got chip throat?"
    FOOD | WTF | 13:22

  • "What the fuck is that on your face? ...oh... that’s me.."
    SEX | WTF | 22:00

  • O - "Hey! your kid just punched me in the vag!"
    ...
    H - "Oh hey, it's ok, he does it all the time"
    WTF | WOMEN | 22:17

  • "I'm gonna be a drug lords daughter in my next life so I can do a bit of that, fucking whats-his-name... Tony Montana!"
    DRINK & DRUGS | WOMEN | 13:09

  • "She was getting wet hearing me offering her tea and crumpets, so I took her down an alleyway and fingered her"
    SEX | MEN | 22:37

  • "I thought they took a dog's eyes out and held it over their own eyes?!"
    ANIMALS | 23:48

  • "I probably got herpes..."
    DRINK & DRUGS | 21:48

  • "My perineum is the only bit I shave, it's a trampoline for her tongue."
    SEX | MEN | 19:57

  • "I wouldn't mind some but I'm worried as I'm going through an investment period..."
    DRINK & DRUGS | 19:22

  • "Sometimes I really feel like cutting your head off"
    WOMEN | LOVE | 23:24

  • "This is my first time holding a golf stick"
    WTF | WOMEN | 21:59

  • "You're my glitterball and chain"
    WOMEN | WTF | LOVE | 21:15

  • "id shoot you in the face"
    MEN | WTF | BRO'S | 18:12

  • "Everyone has seen themselves poo! Apart from you!"
    WOMEN | 1:58

  • "it's a sad moment when the 404 has become the last refuge of creativity"
    LIFE | 13:13

  • "Be careful navigating these waters, for they are light at the surface but dark at the bottom... plus mermaids have fishy cunts"
    SEX | MEN | 11:52

  • "I saw the candles and my vagina started to wet"
    SEX | LOVE | 21:18

  • "if I squint really hard when I look at it...I kind of like it..."
    WORK | 17:40

  • "where the fuck did kale come from?! "
    FOOD | 22:35

  • "I've not seen a man without a hat for the last ten blocks"
    MEN | LOCATION | 22:16

  • "when i say north, i mean i'll walk in front of you..."
    LOVE | 00:34

  • O - "what are you gonna do with the rest of tonight?"
    ...
    H - "Make some mistakes."
    DRINK & DRUGS | LOCATION | 02:07

  • "what country is the south pole in??"
    WOMEN | LOCATION | WTF | 22:27

  • "it's like getting to the gates of a theme park and saying yep, that looks cool, and then heading home"
    EVEREST | WTF | 20:06

  • "I know you! I saw you on facebook, you're the cool guy"
    MEN | WTF | 02:36

  • "maybe you can come up with something rad like the lightning from the vagina?"
    WORK | WTF | 16:12

  • "you chuck me in the sea, I'll push you in the poo!"
    LIFE | LOVE | WTF | 13:48

  • "my dad punched a hole in my bedroom wall when i peed in his eye"
    LIFE | WTF | 23:43

  • "I offered the guy 3 grand and £500 for himself to keep the bar open. He said no so I called him a pussy"
    MEN | DRINK & DRUGS | 00:02

  • "they can see the 'hungry eyes', thats a red light"
    SEX | MEN | 21:02

  • "she's lactating at the moment... it's well nice"
    WTF | MEN | 23:05

  • O - "what where their names?"
    ...
    H - "option one and option two"
    SEX | MEN | 23:58

  • "she's got that american dad jaw, it looks like a tray"
    WOMEN | WTF | 2015 | 22:27

  • "do these guys only appear at night?!"
    TV | WTF | 2015 | 00:59

  • "prawn cocktail pringles smell like vagina"
    SEX | WTF | 2015 | 21:28

  • "I killed your olive tree!!"
    LIFE | LOVE | WOMEN | 2015 | 20:14

  • "Wait, was it you that liked the idea of dogging?"WTF | SEX | 2015 | 16:56

  • "I wouldn't of employed you"
    WORK | 2015 | 20:15

  • O - "can i tweak your nipples"
    ...
    H - "no"
    ...
    O - "do you have milk?"
    ...
    H - "no, dont sqeeze it too much"
    WTF | 2015 | 23:40

  • "I love your profile, I wish when I looked at you from the front you looked the same"
    LOVE | 16:16

  • "Dude! gotta talc the sack in the summer"
    MEN | 2015 | 16:56

  • "Arsehole by accident"
    MEN | 2015 | 21:13

  • "to make ice cream, you have to cook it first, no?"
    WOMEN | FOOD | 2015 | 20:18

  • "if you ever get me a pantone mug, I'll throw it at your face"
    LOVE | WOMEN | 2015 | 16:26

  • "why do I need to select my gender to use the internet?"
    WTF | 2015 | 13:21

  • O - "You been in a punchup?"
    ...
    H - "No, I tried to bite a plantpot..."
    MEN | WTF | DRINK & DRUGS | 2015 | 13:53

  • "I'm going to smash a mirror on your head so you are dead and then I can move on and find someone else"
    WTF | LOVE | WOMEN | 2015 | 20:18

  • "Top Knot!"
    WOMEN | 2015 | 00:55

  • "when you have a mouth, you eat yourself a bit all the time"
    MEN | WTF | 2014 | 16:48

  • "first time i tried the traditional Cameroon male greeting, i nearly knocked myself out!"
    RACE | MEN | 2014 | 22:28

  • "The only thing keeping planes in the air is Jesus!"
    LIFE | WOMEN | WTF | 15:51

  • "I'm just having a cigarette to fix my ears"
    MEN | WTF | HEALTH | 2014 | 23:22

  • "diggle, stop fucking wiggling all around!"
    MUSIC | WTF | 2014 | 19:36

  • "I was too drunk to take my shoes off last night, so I cut them off"
    DRINK & DRUGS | MEN | 2014 | 18:05

  • "like a tesco bag full of sick"
    WOMEN | MEN | WTF | 2014 | 21:00

  • "by junior, do you mean shit?"
    LOVE | 2014 | 16:32

  • "I'd stab you in the neck!"
    LOVE | 2014 | 12:07

  • "wait a second... did I bring my beard!?!"
    WOMEN | WTF | 2014 | 16:05

  • "lets beer"
    DRINK & DRUGS | 2014 | 23:15

  • "I've got a phobia of cafes"
    WOMEN | FOOD | LIFE 2014 | 20:34

  • "a girl stabbed me with a pencil and my mum went to her house with a hammer"
    WOMEN | WTF | LONDON | LIFE | 2014 | 19:20

  • "I'm not going to cook for you, I'm just going to point at things you can eat"
    FOOD | 2014 | 18:45

  • "so much wine, jesus would be jealous"
    DRINK & DRUGS | 2014 | 20:53

  • "he's got those small clint eastwood eyes, looks like two small pieces of rice"
    MEN | 2014 | 21:20

  • "tickling fish and fingering gills"
    WTF | ANIMALS | 2014 | 23:27

  • "I woke up in croydon once, I was like, where the fuck am I, am I even in london?!"
    LONDON | LIFE | DRINK & DRUGS | 2014 | 11:51

  • "my flat is decorated really ghetto, it's got peach walls"
    LONDON | 2014 | 22:28

  • "on Tindr, what's your radius?"
    SEX | 2014 | 22:12

  • "get on the fucking horse! even the dog is on the fucking horse!"
    WTF | 2014 | 02:27

  • "I was a bit of a victim... I was in chess club"
    LIFE | 2014 | 20:19

  • "Last night we were driving at top speed into a tent full of nukes"
    WTF | SEX | 2014 | 10:46

  • "smell your finger, I had an onion bhaji last night!"
    FOOD | WTF | 2014 | 12:40

  • "he's always moving ahead, he doesn't know where he is going but he's always in a hurry to get there"
    ANIMALS | MEN | 2014 | 22:09

  • "Quick! the Nazi's are coming, get in the cupboard!"
    WTF | 2014 | 16:05

  • "I will remove your face from your fucking skull"
    MEN | LOVE | LONDON | 2014 | 22:35

  • "I'm not watching you, I'm just checking you out"
    SEX | 2014 | 00:06

  • "The first joint I smoked was rolled with a post-it"
    DRINK & DRUGS | MEN | 2014 | 23:45

  • "I was sick on my arm and then I was feeling sick again and then I was sick on my leg"
    DRINK & DRUGS | 2014 | 22:20

  • "Are you one of those guys that has bigger balls than your dick?"
    MEN | WTF | 2014 | 23:45

  • "for carnival this year, I really wanna go as grapes"
    DRINK & DRUGS | MUSIC | WOMEN | 2014 | 22:09

  • "She stole my £250 sunglasses and a coconut from co-op"
    LONDON | WTF | 2014 | 10:26

  • "I cycled into the canal"
    WTF | WOMEN | 2014 | 19:20

  • "what, dumb as in d.u.m.e?"
    WOMEN | WTF | 2014 | 17:49

  • "I used to live in a national park and a bear ate a woman... bears have right of way"
    WTF | CANADA | 2014 | 22:40

  • "I slept on shelves"
    WORK | MEN | 2014 | 22:57

  • "I've got some jam... but it's not my mums jam..."
    WTF | MEN | 2014 | 22:52

  • "I thought people going through other peoples things was a normal white people thing"
    RACE | 2014 | 14:11

  • "Ballers cut on retina"
    DRINK & DRUGS | 2014 | 02:37

  • "I've got a Polish hairline. It just goes up"
    MEN | 2014 | 19:22

  • "it's like forcing your foot through frost"
    MEN | 2014 | 22:55

  • "stamp on him! it's the most vegan thing to do"
    ANIMALS | WTF | 2014 | 23:15

  • "if you had a biker gang, youd be called 'Sad Boys'.. and the logo would be like a tear"
    MEN | 2014 | 19:37

  • O - "Yeah..."
    ...
    H - "...yeah"
    DRINK & DRUGS | 2014 | 23:36

  • "spinning plates"
    SEX | 2014 | 19:19

  • "doorth clothing...
    ...dorth opening"
    LONDON | DRINK & DRUGS | 2014 | 00:56

  • "we're gonna get rendered 4k"
    DRINK & DRUGS | MUSIC | 2014 | 22:58

  • "they look like 2 x 4"
    WOMEN | 2014 | 21:27

  • "white people are worse than cylons"
    RACE | 2014 | 23:59

  • "son, you went to school in germany, you should know how to arrange a fucking sattelite"
    MEN | GERMANY | WTF | 2014 | 21:42

  • "a tit shelf, also known as a bra"
    WOMEN | 2014 | 22:16

  • "you must know you never call an african woman a witch..."
    LOVE | RACE | 2013 | 21:46

  • "any next white man, generic jim!"
    RACE | LOVE | 2013 | 19:09

  • "I understand why people start wars but I dont understand why people make such movies..."
    FILMS | MEN | 2013 | 15:53

  • "the trick for many of these things is just 'dont look down'"
    SEX | MEN | 2013 | 22:28

  • "cee-lo greene looks like a midget scaled back up to normal size again"
    MUSIC | WTF | 2013 | 14:35

  • "was like a masons handshake, or some choreographed dance!"
    LOVE | MEN | WOMEN | 2013 | 23:44

  • "my girlfriend said my BO smells like pencil shavings"
    MEN | WOMEN | WTF | 2013 | 21:10

  • "It looks like he's been scaled in photoshop without holding shift"
    MEN | WTF | 2013 | 14:05

  • O - "what's the score?.."
    ...
    H - "One all."
    ...
    O - "To who?"
    WOMEN | SPORT | 2012 | 18:55

  • "miscommunication with the pengaleng in the yellow dress"
    SEX | 2012 | 03:38

  • "I'm an adult, I can spint out if I want to!"
    DRINK & DRUGS | 2012 | 01:35

  • "I'll keep an eye out for the mushroom cloud rising over the Atlantic"
    SEX | NEW YORK | LONDON | 2012 | 23:17

  • "Pink jeans, tight and some bear hide hanging like some muff rug between her legs"
    FASHION | WOMEN | 2012 | 09:38

  • "When I look at you, you're black"
    LOVE | RACE | 2012 | 21:52

  • "the mices were not pooing in my rice bag!"
    FOOD | 2012 | 17:56

  • "can I get a little something for the weekend"
    DRINK & DRUGS | 2012 | 21:34

  • "Jeffery!, bring the car around"
    DRINK & DRUGS | WTF 2012 | 13:34

  • "fuck merreee wires is tue way to rabell, im n a pirate shop"
    DRINK & DRUGS | 2012 | 05:21

  • "oh dear me, my willy bits are in a tangle"
    SEX | MEN | 2012 | 13:46

  • "a ketamine piss"
    DRINK & DRUGS | MUSIC | 2012 | 17:40

  • "...you know her shower gloves... yeah, those too"
    WTF | 2012 | 13:47

  • "used a flannel to wipe his arse... doesn't know who's flannel, rinsed with hot water after use"
    WTF | 2012 | 18:08

  • "a grown man felled by a single hotwing"
    FOOD | 2012 | 18:55

  • "If I catch you I’m gonna break your fingers back"
    LONDON | LIFE | 2011 | 18:43

  • "they take the top right, why never the top left?"
    LOVE | WOMEN | 2011 | 12:09

  • "free beer and tea, just pay £45 pound..."
    SEX | WTF | 2011 | 01:16

  • "the average smells like peach, the special smells like cinnamon"
    SEX | WOMEN | 2011 | 12:14

  • "Fellatio Throttle"
    SEX | WOMEN | 2011 | 20:30

  • "babybell?, yeah I used to eat the wax"
    FOOD | WOMEN | 2011 | 11:30